Hivbimjop is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing tapir.

Hivbimjop created life four years ago.

If you believe in Hivbimjop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hivbimjop, he will destroy your home solar system.

Hivbimjop's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Hivbimjop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing magenta shorts.

5. Never skip in the presence of shrews.