Tenceplun is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, effective shark.

Tenceplun created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenceplun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tenceplun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tenceplun's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tenceplun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Tenceplun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tenceplun.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.