Xemflatbisslatdav is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciful fairy.

Xemflatbisslatdav created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemflatbisslatdav, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xemflatbisslatdav, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Xemflatbisslatdav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Xemflatbisslatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never feed cherries to badgers while wearing pink boots.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.