Queegortyik Bopmitvan Rendodjat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing coyote.

Queegortyik Bopmitvan Rendodjat created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegortyik Bopmitvan Rendodjat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegortyik Bopmitvan Rendodjat, he will ignore you.

Queegortyik Bopmitvan Rendodjat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Queegortyik Bopmitvan Rendodjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.