Bunbednilrutjig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving troll.

Bunbednilrutjig created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbednilrutjig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bunbednilrutjig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bunbednilrutjig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bunbednilrutjig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bunbednilrutjig first in all things.

2. Never feed beans to grasshopers while wearing white hats.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.