Fungepbabcutcenqueegsabgar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident horse.

Fungepbabcutcenqueegsabgar created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Fungepbabcutcenqueegsabgar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fungepbabcutcenqueegsabgar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fungepbabcutcenqueegsabgar's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fungepbabcutcenqueegsabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Fungepbabcutcenqueegsabgar.

5. Never eat green fruit.