Abstafcidrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-knowing raven.

Abstafcidrot created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Abstafcidrot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Abstafcidrot, he will turn you into a slug.

Abstafcidrot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Abstafcidrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Abstafcidrot loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help nematodes in need.

5. Always stare at clouds.