Hadfodarf is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful cat.

Hadfodarf created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadfodarf, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hadfodarf, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hadfodarf's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hadfodarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Hadfodarf.

5. You must never eat corn.