Ominwanhapponyartortgiglid is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthinking shark.

Ominwanhapponyartortgiglid created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominwanhapponyartortgiglid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominwanhapponyartortgiglid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ominwanhapponyartortgiglid's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ominwanhapponyartortgiglid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help sick foxes.