Fomveenflagxem is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humane otter.

Fomveenflagxem created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomveenflagxem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fomveenflagxem, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fomveenflagxem's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fomveenflagxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomveenflagxem.

5. Never look at nebulae.