Lipliklarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able hamster.

Lipliklarp created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipliklarp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lipliklarp, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lipliklarp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Lipliklarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Lipliklarp loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Lipliklarp loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Do not leap in public.