Pidbumcen is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, all-powerful dryad.

Pidbumcen created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidbumcen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pidbumcen, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pidbumcen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pidbumcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Pidbumcen's name in vain.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never chant near capybaras.