Hunmabbif is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured fish.

Hunmabbif created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunmabbif, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hunmabbif, it will strike you with lightening.

Hunmabbif's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hunmabbif's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Never wear corsets.