Gebxemmit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying bat.

Gebxemmit created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebxemmit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebxemmit, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gebxemmit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gebxemmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never paint your head violet.