Nullflannul is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, caring
naga.
Nullflannul created the Sun five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nullflannul, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Nullflannul, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Nullflannul's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Nullflannul's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never bounce in holy places.
3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Nullflannul in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.