Pibkinmon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, impressive ant.

Pibkinmon created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibkinmon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pibkinmon, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pibkinmon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Pibkinmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed tomatoes to squirrels while wearing red scarves.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.