Yatstippit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking eagle.

Yatstippit created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatstippit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatstippit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yatstippit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yatstippit's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.