Botfarnkab Armtigtim Labjon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, grumpy toad.

Botfarnkab Armtigtim Labjon created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Botfarnkab Armtigtim Labjon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botfarnkab Armtigtim Labjon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Botfarnkab Armtigtim Labjon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Botfarnkab Armtigtim Labjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.