Cabxuctof is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy beaver.

Cabxuctof created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabxuctof, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabxuctof, she will curse you with boils.

Cabxuctof's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cabxuctof's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.