Bafaflun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, contented cow.

Bafaflun created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Bafaflun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafaflun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bafaflun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bafaflun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.