Lidlogquat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic swan.

Lidlogquat created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlogquat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidlogquat, she will destroy your home planet.

Lidlogquat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lidlogquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Pray towards the south.