Ingzednakbon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fussy goose.

Ingzednakbon created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingzednakbon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingzednakbon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ingzednakbon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ingzednakbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Ingzednakbon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.