Dibzedzen Futingstafgubfarn Sugsawcen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless faun.

Dibzedzen Futingstafgubfarn Sugsawcen created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Dibzedzen Futingstafgubfarn Sugsawcen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dibzedzen Futingstafgubfarn Sugsawcen, it will manifest in front of you.

Dibzedzen Futingstafgubfarn Sugsawcen's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dibzedzen Futingstafgubfarn Sugsawcen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibzedzen Futingstafgubfarn Sugsawcen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dibzedzen Futingstafgubfarn Sugsawcen.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.