Flatabbumrawdut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud dragonfly.

Flatabbumrawdut created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatabbumrawdut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flatabbumrawdut, she will turn you into a mouse.

Flatabbumrawdut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flatabbumrawdut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Flatabbumrawdut.