Fasnatnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, contented beaver.

Fasnatnutt created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasnatnutt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fasnatnutt, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fasnatnutt's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fasnatnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away if seven foxes approach from the east.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasnatnutt.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.