Betduntim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic human.

Betduntim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betduntim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Betduntim, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Betduntim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Betduntim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Betduntim in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if eight mice approach from the east.