Hubdidfig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart hippopotamus.

Hubdidfig created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdidfig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubdidfig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hubdidfig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hubdidfig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hubdidfig.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Worship no other gods but Hubdidfig.

5. Always obey Hubdidfig's priests.