Farontnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring fairy.

Farontnurt created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Farontnurt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Farontnurt, it will manifest in front of you.

Farontnurt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Farontnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Farontnurt in the centre of the settlement.