Baflikhud is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless
bird.
Baflikhud created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Baflikhud, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Baflikhud, she will send you a sign.
Baflikhud's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Baflikhud's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing cyan coats.
2. Never hop near mice.
3. Retreat if five great tits approach from the west.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.