Af is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart guinea pig.

Af created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Af, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Af, she will cry a lot.

Af's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Af's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

2. Never think about quantum gravity.

3. Af must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.