Jadrigfab Wanbumtin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest rat.

Jadrigfab Wanbumtin created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jadrigfab Wanbumtin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jadrigfab Wanbumtin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jadrigfab Wanbumtin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Jadrigfab Wanbumtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.