Bogloopnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate gorilla.

Bogloopnutt created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogloopnutt, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogloopnutt, she will cry a lot.

Bogloopnutt's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bogloopnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing orange corsets and balancing seven platinum spheres on your face.