Karsogingdab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humorless alligator.

Karsogingdab created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karsogingdab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Karsogingdab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Karsogingdab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Karsogingdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Run away from turquoise seals, for they are unholy.