Funbenyak is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody snake.

Funbenyak created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Funbenyak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Funbenyak, she will strike you with lightening.

Funbenyak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Funbenyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Never laugh near aardvarks.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about nebulae.