Straggodgud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful centipede.

Straggodgud created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Straggodgud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Straggodgud, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Straggodgud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Straggodgud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Always help grasshopers in need.