Hit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, grumpy beaver.

Hit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hit, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Run away if seven swans approach from the south.