Kemsugget is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, almighty ferret.

Kemsugget created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemsugget, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kemsugget, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kemsugget's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kemsugget's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray mice for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Fast once a month.