Fatbogbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking seal.

Fatbogbom created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fatbogbom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fatbogbom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fatbogbom's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fatbogbom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.