Farn is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous fairy.

Farn created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farn, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farn, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Farn's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Farn.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.