Jamstikyar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive hyena.

Jamstikyar created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamstikyar, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jamstikyar, he will come to you in dreams.

Jamstikyar's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Jamstikyar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Put Jamstikyar first in all things.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never paint your face mauve.