Mutbapman is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited coyote.

Mutbapman created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbapman, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mutbapman, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mutbapman's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mutbapman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mutbapman.

5. Always help voles in need.