Cisscimpib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish chicken.

Cisscimpib created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cisscimpib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cisscimpib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cisscimpib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cisscimpib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Cisscimpib on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not make images of living things.