Won is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, egotistical slug.

Won created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Won, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Won, it will turn you into a tree.

Won's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Won's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the west.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing gray dresses and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.