Lattinkip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm eagle.

Lattinkip created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lattinkip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lattinkip, it will turn you into a snail.

Lattinkip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Lattinkip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine moths approach from the east.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide if four sheep approach from the north.