Ladcephin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient hedgehog.

Ladcephin created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcephin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ladcephin, it will be very sad.

Ladcephin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Ladcephin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Always help seals.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chop down trees.