Witbopcen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective swallow.

Witbopcen created tapeworms four years ago.

If you believe in Witbopcen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Witbopcen, it will throw large rocks at you.

Witbopcen's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Witbopcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.