Larnditrow Carganhimgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, weak chinchilla.

Larnditrow Carganhimgam created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnditrow Carganhimgam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larnditrow Carganhimgam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Larnditrow Carganhimgam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Larnditrow Carganhimgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Larnditrow Carganhimgam.