Barntarsag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind ferret.

Barntarsag created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Barntarsag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Barntarsag, she will strike you with lightening.

Barntarsag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Barntarsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.