Fenbellbapbegqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, duplicitous octopus.

Fenbellbapbegqueeg created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbellbapbegqueeg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fenbellbapbegqueeg, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fenbellbapbegqueeg's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fenbellbapbegqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Fast once a month.