Sabquartbot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing raven.

Sabquartbot created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabquartbot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabquartbot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sabquartbot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sabquartbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.